So, let me get this straight. There’s a company called Celestica, a name that sounds like it was cooked up in a mid-90s branding agency, and its stock is up over 330% in a year. Why? Because they’re the ones bolting together the server racks for the AI gold rush.
This isn’t the company making the sexy, headline-grabbing chips. This is the company making the shelves the chips sit on. And Wall Street is treating them like they just cured death.
Everyone’s waiting with bated breath for their Q3 earnings, expecting them to pull another rabbit out of a hat. They’ve beat expectations four times in a row, and the market is basically pricing this thing for perfection. Another quarter of explosive growth, another jump in profits, another step on the stairway to heaven. And I’m sitting here thinking, when does gravity remember this thing exists?
The Shovel Salesman of the Apocalypse
It’s the oldest story in the book. During a gold rush, don’t dig for gold—sell the shovels. Celestica is the ultimate shovel salesman. While everyone else is gambling on which AI model will become Skynet, Celestica is busy building Skynet’s skeleton. They’re taking networking gear, compute units, and cooling systems and integrating them into massive, full-rack systems for the guys with the deepest pockets: Amazon, Google, and Meta.
Think of it like this: the hyperscalers are addicted to a drug called "AI compute," and Celestica is their high-end, discreet dealer. They don't make the drug, but they provide the pristine, climate-controlled, perfectly organized briefcase to carry it in. And right now, the addicts are screaming for more, bigger, and faster briefcases. The transition from 400G to 800G networking isn't just a product cycle; it's the dealer telling his clients the old briefcases are obsolete and they need the new, diamond-encrusted model. It’s a great business model, offcourse, if you can get away with it.
The numbers the analysts are throwing around are just absurd. They’re looking for over $3 billion in revenue this quarter, a 21% jump from last year. They want to see earnings per share leap by more than 40%. This isn’t normal, sustainable growth. This is mania. This is the kind of explosive expansion that either makes a company a legend or turns it into a crater. So, what’s the catch? What’s the one thing no one on the conference call wants to talk about?

The entire thesis rests on three customers continuing to spend money like drunken sailors on shore leave. What happens when one of them—just one—gets a new CFO who decides to "optimize" the supply chain? What happens when they decide building their own racks is cheaper than paying Celestica’s ever-expanding margins? This whole miracle is built on a three-legged stool, and I see a saw sitting in the corner.
A Story Almost Too Good to Be True
When I read through the notes from their last earnings call, it’s a masterclass in corporate PR. CEO Rob Mionis talks about "strength of execution." Let me translate that for you: "Our three giant customers are in a panic-spending arms race, and we’re the only ones who can feed their addiction fast enough, so we’re charging them whatever we want." The company’s operating margin hit 7.4%, the highest in its history and double what it was before the AI boom.
That’s not a sign of a healthy, competitive market. That’s a sign of a temporary monopoly on a critical component. This is a bad thing. No, "bad" doesn't do it justice—it’s a terrifyingly fragile foundation to build a $30 billion company on.
They talk about their capacity, saying they can add new buildings in 12 months to support another $3-4 billion in revenue. It all sounds so easy, so clean. They even have an answer for their declining enterprise business, blaming a "technology transition" with a big customer and promising a magical ramp-up in Q3. It’s all just so… perfect. The story is flawless. Every potential problem has a neat, tidy solution waiting in the wings.
And that’s what makes me so damn suspicious. I’ve been doing this long enough to know that reality is never this clean. Business is messy. Tech transitions are messy. Hyperscaler relationships are messy. When a company’s narrative is polished to a mirror shine, it usually means they’re trying to distract you from the cracks in the wall. Maybe I’m just a cynic. Then again, maybe I’m the only one who remembers what happened to all the "flawless" companies back in 2000.
This Party Has to End Sometime
Look, I’m not saying Celestica is a fraud. The demand is real. The racks are real. The money is real. But the stock price is trading on a fantasy—the fantasy that this vertical, panic-driven, once-in-a-generation spending spree is the new normal. It’s not. It’s a cycle. And right now, we’re at the absolute peak, with everyone at the party screaming for more champagne. I’m just the guy in the corner pointing out that the sun is about to come up.
